Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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