Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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