There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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