false alarm. still invincible.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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