Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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