North Korea, Best Korea!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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