I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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