you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
