why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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