if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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