So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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