I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
