Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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