I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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