Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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