Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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