just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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