There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
They have beer where we have blood.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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