Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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