Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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