We're facebook friends in real life
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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