friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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