I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
