evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I have demons in me.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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