I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So squirting runs in the family.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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