Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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