It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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