found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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