We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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