hotel room ftw
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i now understand why vodka
Fuck me I smell like cheese
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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