the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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