trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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