the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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