it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She even gives head with a lisp.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
