Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He has the fingertips of a God
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