is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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