yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Are we still banned from the library?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
