How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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