perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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