Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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