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I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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