So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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