He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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