Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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