capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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