dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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