im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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