How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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