There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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