i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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