I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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