Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
operation have a gay friend backfired
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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