Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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