We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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