question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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